Saturday, November 19, 2011

What are the different types of Ferrari?

Does anyone know the different types of Ferrari?|||http://www.ferrariusa.com/index.php?page鈥?/a>|||Lola Ferrrari did it for me before her untimely death.|||There are two categories of Ferrari. The first is for extremely rich people with tiny willies. The second is for extremely rich people who are just plain ugly. Both have the same desired effect, and that is to act as a 'I'm Rich' sign for people who desperately need to get laid, yet lack the social prowess to attract a mate naturally. Call it a 'pheromone on wheels' if you will. One side effect, however, is that they seem to magnetically attract only those with high levels of gold and other precious metals in their heads. Scientists studying dissected members of this species, officially named 'Golddiggicus Whorium', have found that the need for them to ingest large quantities of precious metals and green-dyed paper (often in the form of hundreds) are easily distracted and may move from Ferrari owner to Ferrari owner at an alarmingly fast rate. This can be attributed to higher level of precious metal content in the potential new mate, or better access to white powdered substances or chemicals in pill form that the Whorium also highly crave. Hope this helped!

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